Exposé: offendages

Discussing his day at school yesterday, my young son described a judo-based maneuver he employed while wrestling with friends:

“First, I grabbed his offendages…”

offendages-venn-diagram.jpgIn the Venn Diagram of physical altercations, I’d say these reside in the intersection between appendages and the offense created by one’s actions.

The kid has a way with words!

definition appendage